friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
Biatch please, I have a gang.
It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room" will be complete.
the thing i dont get is when ppl squash snails on purpose?? like that is a tiny animal trying to drag its home to somewhere nice. they dont understand who we are, all they see is a big shadow they cant run from and all they want is to take their home somewhere nice why are ppl rude to beautiful things u should help them get to where they want to be instead of squishingthem.
|Robert:||Ooh babe babe I'm gonna leave you|
|Roger:||Ooh babe don't leave me now|
|Robert:||I'll leave you in the summertime|
|Roger:||Don't say it's the end of the road|
|Robert:||I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble|
|Roger:||Remember the flowers I sent|
|Robert:||Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you|
|Roger:||I need you babe, TO BEAT TO A PULP ON A...|
|Robert:||...I got to go away from this place...|